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Tuesday, December 8, 2015

12 Questions You Can Only Answer If You’re From Ohio

If you’re from Ohio, you automatically posses unique first-hand pieces of knowledge that most people from other states simply don’t have.  Can water burst into flames? Can we learn to love our blue and yellow enemies? How many potholes does it take to get a road re-paved?
The following are 12 questions you can only (truthfully) answer if you’re from Ohio.

Absolutely—anytime, anywhere. The one thing that is certain in this life is that the four seasons will get confused. (And consequently so will you.)

Ehhh...in tolerable harmony, yes. (Sometimes.)

Yes—but contrary to what you might believe, we've actually got our act together since the 60s. (We're also well aware that we'll never live that down.)

BW3 = Buffalo Wild Wings and Weck; AKA, the original name.

A German breakfast sausage that will revolutionize your idea of sausage.

When you pile it high with cheese, ABSOLUTELY.


The world may never know.

Because we actually believe in the concept of loyalty.

I don’t know. None of us know. We don’t know because we don’t do that here.

We do this because WE CAN. You try spelling out Michigan with your arms and see how that goes.

It's pretty much 50/50. Here in Ohio, you can expect a deer to charge at your car—or stay standing directly in front of it—while driving down just about any type of road. (Interstates are no exception.) What you can’t always expect is that you will avoid them, but in time you learn to always be on guard. Always.

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